No Briefs - Just Tees

(and hats & hoodies)


Welcome to Court Ordered Creations—apparel that’s not legally binding, just ridiculously wearable. We turn favorite TV, movie, and podcast moments into funny T‑shirts, long sleeve shirts, soft & comfy sweatshirts, and baseball caps in multiple styles.

Every design is created by me (a full-time lawyer & part time crafter) and side‑eyed by Hooper, the golden retriever behind our logo, then printed on quality gear you’ll actually want to wear.

CRAPTASTIC SHIRTS

Calling all Geraldine and listeners of Ben & Ronnie's podcast - these designs are speaking to you! Can you hear them?

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Mounting Expectation Hoodie

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HOOPER, OUR GOLDEN RETRIEVER KNOWS IT...

Pipit Lived!

Jaws™️ fanatics, don't believe the hype. Pipit the Black Lab dog believed to be the second victim of the Great White in the epic 1975 horror film was NOT eaten by the shark. He safely swam to shore further down the beach and ditched his stupid owner for putting him in harm's way.

Our hats and shirts are meant to be worn by humans but are being modeled by our dogs because they are huge advocates of the fact that:

PAWS ARE GREATER THAN JAWS

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